tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38586079.post6365501782352418322..comments2024-01-22T15:27:00.730+08:00Comments on One size doesn't fit all: Top 10 signs your new Oracle DBA may not be all what he seemsChris Muirhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06566648350240654621noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38586079.post-39723299181692315252007-11-18T04:08:00.000+09:002007-11-18T04:08:00.000+09:00Creates email template of email to LazyDBA with su...Creates email template of email to LazyDBA with subject, "immediate help required."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38586079.post-25275768299025018342007-11-03T19:09:00.000+09:002007-11-03T19:09:00.000+09:00ANSI join syntax is clearer :)ANSI join syntax is clearer :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38586079.post-32511446507010837522007-11-01T11:08:00.000+09:002007-11-01T11:08:00.000+09:0016. Thinks SQL Injection is something you do with ...16. Thinks SQL Injection is something you do with needles.<BR/><BR/>17. Talks about Transact-SQL when asked about the database new features<BR/><BR/>18. Thinks that DECODE is an data encryption functionPeter Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14068944101291927006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38586079.post-89354915268832260192007-10-27T20:42:00.000+08:002007-10-27T20:42:00.000+08:00Hey! What's wrong with TOAD?Hey! What's wrong with TOAD?Leandrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16895777405213048684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38586079.post-17985630467704653082007-10-24T17:31:00.000+08:002007-10-24T17:31:00.000+08:00I'm with you Tim,I prefer ANSI SQL joins too. They...I'm with you Tim,<BR/><BR/>I prefer ANSI SQL joins too. They are much more readable. <BR/><BR/>And I like TOAD too!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38586079.post-56133848969098196652007-10-23T23:58:00.000+08:002007-10-23T23:58:00.000+08:00Doesn't know how to use nextVal to get the next va...Doesn't know how to use nextVal to get the next value from a sequence...(Seriously)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38586079.post-69901757685223138902007-10-23T23:57:00.000+08:002007-10-23T23:57:00.000+08:00Doesn't know how to use nextVal to get the next va...Doesn't know how to use nextVal to get the next value from a sequence...(Seriously)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38586079.post-27207400417735618102007-10-23T20:11:00.000+08:002007-10-23T20:11:00.000+08:00Installs TOADInstalls TOADChris Slattery at Version 1 https://www.blogger.com/profile/10668437065296458676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38586079.post-56618893886464802212007-10-23T18:33:00.000+08:002007-10-23T18:33:00.000+08:0015. Installs Norton Anti-Virus on the DB machine t...15. Installs Norton Anti-Virus on the DB machine to protect the integrity of the data.<BR/><BR/>John.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38586079.post-18392380604204009452007-10-23T15:40:00.000+08:002007-10-23T15:40:00.000+08:00I'm going to "out" myself...I prefer the ANSI join...I'm going to "out" myself...<BR/><BR/>I prefer the ANSI join syntax!<BR/><BR/>I feel so much better now. I will join the ranks of the "suspect" with pride. :)<BR/><BR/>Cheers<BR/><BR/>Tim...Tim...https://www.blogger.com/profile/17721555946005999179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38586079.post-21543026933321559952007-10-23T12:43:00.000+08:002007-10-23T12:43:00.000+08:0013. Migration of new releases from dev to prod is ...13. Migration of new releases from dev to prod is done solely with SQL Impact.<BR/><BR/>14. "Test? UAT? They can test in dev!"Jeffrey Kemphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08514743151986599227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38586079.post-9914494733920193672007-10-23T11:22:00.000+08:002007-10-23T11:22:00.000+08:00Archivelog mode? Is that an 11g new feature?:) Ty...Archivelog mode? Is that an 11g new feature?<BR/><BR/>:) TylerUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14066402425163750404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38586079.post-50753228621072655042007-10-23T09:26:00.000+08:002007-10-23T09:26:00.000+08:0012. Claims the BCHR is quite low12. Claims the BCHR is quite lowNoonshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07694829378563989648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38586079.post-33681242668698588392007-10-23T08:32:00.000+08:002007-10-23T08:32:00.000+08:0011. Does great backups... but has never actually d...11. Does great backups... but has never actually done a recovery.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13247614559615403678noreply@blogger.com